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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
  • 40-ish ......................................... 49
  • Adventurous ................... Slept with everyone
  • Athletic ................................. No boobs
  • Average looking ..............................Ugly
  • Beautiful ....................... Pathological liar
  • Contagious Smile ...............Does a lot of pills
  • Emotionally secure .................. On medication
  • Feminist ...................................... Fat
  • Free spirit ................................ Junkie
  • Friendship first ... Former very *friendly* person
  • Fun ...................................... Annoying
  • New Age ............. Body hair in the wrong places
  • Open-minded ............................. Desperate
  • Outgoing .................... Loud and Embarrassing
  • Passionate ........................... Sloppy drunk
  • Professional ................................ Bitch
  • Voluptuous ................................ Very Fat
  • Large frame ............................. Hugely Fat
  • Wants Soul mate ............................ Stalker

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    WOMEN'S ENGLISH
  • 1. Yes ............................................................. No
  • 2. No ............................................................. Yes
  • 3. Maybe ........................................................... No
  • 4. We need ..................................................... I want
  • 5. I am sorry ......................................... you'll be sorry
  • 6. We need to talk .................................. you're in trouble
  • 7. Sure, go ahead ...................................... you better not
  • 8. Do what you want ....................... you will pay for this later
  • 9. I am not upset .....................of course I am upset, you moron!
  • 10. You're very attentive tonight ...... is sex all you ever think about?

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    MEN'S ENGLISH
  • 1. I am hungry ............................................ I am hungry
  • 2. I am sleepy ............................................ I am sleepy
  • 3. I am tired .............................................. I am tired
  • 4. Nice dress ........................................... Nice cleavage!
  • 5. I love you ...................................... let's have sex now
  • 6. I am bored ................................. Do you want to have sex?
  • 7. May I have this dance? ............... I'd like to have sex with you
  • 8. Can I call you sometime? .............. I'd like to have sex with you
  • 9. Do you want to go to a movie? ......... I'd like to have sex with you
  • 10. Can I take you out to dinner? ........ I'd like to have sex with you
  • 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit ...................... I'm gay

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